Don't You Feel Foolish?

himchanspenus: Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to...

Fri, 24 May 2013 04:00:43 -0700

Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.

rockpapertheodore: pan2dapan: cerberusdad: i like the word partners because no one can tell if...

Thu, 23 May 2013 20:00:31 -0700

rockpapertheodore:

pan2dapan:

cerberusdad:

i like the word partners because no one can tell if you’re dating or if you’re in a buddy cop movie

oddly enough, no one can tell if Simon Pegg and Nick Frost are dating or in a buddy cop movie.

petit-ouji: [AGGRESSIVELY PROCRASTINATES FOR THREE HOURS ON SOMETHING THAT COULD HAVE BEEN FINISHED...

Thu, 23 May 2013 17:03:16 -0700

petit-ouji:

[AGGRESSIVELY PROCRASTINATES FOR THREE HOURS ON SOMETHING THAT COULD HAVE BEEN FINISHED IN 30 MINUTES]

Enhanced by iluvfairytail || Art © Hiro Mashima

Thu, 23 May 2013 16:01:19 -0700

Enhanced by iluvfairytail || Art © Hiro Mashima

mendox: this is the coolest picture on tumblr.

Thu, 23 May 2013 12:01:18 -0700

mendox:

this is the coolest picture on tumblr.

dnahminator: hippofoliage: hippofoliage: hippofoliage: hippofoliage: hippofoliage: hippofoliage...

Thu, 23 May 2013 08:01:01 -0700

dnahminator:

hippofoliage:

hippofoliage:

hippofoliage:

hippofoliage:

hippofoliage:

hippofoliage:

what’s the worst word you can say on club penguin

i’m still on

i still haven’t been banned

I’M LITERALLY IN TEARS

and i only got banned for 24 hours

ALL THE AWARDS

laurenwasplayingwithstickers: sansawiles: robinrealhood: welcome to the uk where there’s...

Thu, 23 May 2013 06:20:09 -0700

laurenwasplayingwithstickers:

sansawiles:

robinrealhood:

welcome to the uk where there’s currently a national debate on how people use their toilet paper

Why is there a dog in the middle?

Its the andrex puppy you barbarian

yuppadupp: thewholockgames: districteverthorne: what if someone wrote a book and the plot was...

Thu, 23 May 2013 04:00:41 -0700

yuppadupp:

thewholockgames:

districteverthorne:

what if someone wrote a book and the plot was basically amazing and the characters were awesome and at the end of the book, you’re dying to know what happens, all you see is a ripped page and the author actually did it on purpose and you’ll never know what happens because all the other published copies are like that too

calm down satan

Time to play a new game:
Make sure John Green doesn’t find the thing

ambassador-of-anguish: shouldertappingghosts: If I was a famous author I would publish a book with...

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:00:41 -0700

ambassador-of-anguish:

shouldertappingghosts:

If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.

This is perfect.

george0malley: embarrassing parts of books are a million times worse than embarrassing parts of...

Wed, 22 May 2013 18:46:40 -0700

george0malley:

embarrassing parts of books are a million times worse than embarrassing parts of movies i’ve decided because you can’t look away or cover your face until it’s over you have no choice but to pay attention and endure that secondhand embarrassment with them

stillaliveglados: ((Red))

Wed, 22 May 2013 16:01:02 -0700

stillaliveglados:

((Red))

internetfeet: iwanttotouchdeanwinchestersbutt: was this even a...

Wed, 22 May 2013 12:01:14 -0700

internetfeet:

iwanttotouchdeanwinchestersbutt:

was this even a real movie

I love how troy was all down with zeke baking like “Ah yeah man, free food”

verity-burns: “Where’s your bride?” “Mary? Oh, she’s not my...

Wed, 22 May 2013 08:00:47 -0700

verity-burns:

“Where’s your bride?”

“Mary? Oh, she’s not my bride.”

“What?”

“No, she’s just a friend. A good friend, mind you, but no more than that.”

“What are you talking about? You’re marrying her in a little less than half an hour.”

“I don’t think so.”

“Have you hit your head?”

“Nope.”

“You’re serious?”

“I’m dead serious.”

“Then why on earth have we gone through this rigmarole?”

“Got you here, didn’t it? And wearing a TIE, no less.”

“Of course I’m wearing a tie - I thought you were getting married today!”

“Oh, I am.”

“What?”

“Or at least, I hope to be.”

“You are making no sense whatsoever.”

“I know how you feel about me.”

“No you don’t. How do you?”

“Suspected soon after you came back, actually. But I couldn’t be sure until I saw your face when I said I was leaving.”

“So this whole thing has been… what? Punishment?”

“Would you rather I’d punched you?”

“You did punch me!”

“Well, you deserved it.”

“And did I deserve this? To have to stand here and watch while you… Oh.”

“Oh?”

“You’re not marrying Mary?”

“I’m really not.”

“But you are getting married.”

“Well, that rather depends.”

“On?”

“On whether or not you’ll have me.”

“…”

“Sherlock?”

“But… One can’t just turn up in front of a vicar and get married, John. There are formalities…”

“It’s amazing what you can arrange when the British government owes you a favour.”

“But… Me?”

“Of course you.”

“But we’re not… I’ve never even…”

“If you want me. So do you, Sherlock? Do you want to marry me?”

.

.

“I do.”

thdoctor: does anyone else see “omg” and not even think “oh my god” anymore like i swear it’s just...

Wed, 22 May 2013 07:18:36 -0700

thdoctor:

does anyone else see “omg” and not even think “oh my god” anymore like i swear it’s just lost its ability to be an abbreviation and become a completely separate entity expressing astonishment

joyfulldreams: inuysha-link-lover: algrenion: i think there should be AU’s and then there should...

Wed, 22 May 2013 04:00:56 -0700

joyfulldreams:

inuysha-link-lover:

algrenion:

i think there should be AU’s and then there should be UA’s

because Universe Alterations would be a good name for when your characters are in the exact same universe but you’re altering just a couple of plot points or a few character traits

EVERYONE WE ALL NEED TO MAKE THIS A THING

GOD THIS WOULD MAKE SHIT SO MUCH EASIER

jwisser: thepasta-nerada: vvrathia: the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at...

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:07:14 -0700

jwisser:

thepasta-nerada:

vvrathia:

the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot

and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like

This is actually the most profound and appropriate literary allusion I’ve encountered so far this week.

normanbecile: nyozeka: aligra-mace: nyozeka: i hope my first child is a dragon wich can turn...

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:06:24 -0700

normanbecile:

nyozeka:

aligra-mace:

nyozeka:

i hope my first child is a dragon

wich can turn into a cantalope .. wait thats the melon thin how is this fictional bunny with dear/moos horn thingys?

are you okay

Jackalope
The thing you’re talking about is a jackalope

hotstriderbutt: brodave: malformalady: Tree struck by...

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:05:25 -0700

hotstriderbutt:

brodave:

malformalady:

Tree struck by lightning caused the bark to explode, effectively stripping the tree

nothing gets me hotter than a good old strip treese

r u kidding me

yunoeatyourbroccoli: theguiltydufresne: nabeleon: “i’m gonna draw” i whisper as i don’t “I’m...

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:04:49 -0700

yunoeatyourbroccoli:

theguiltydufresne:

nabeleon:

“i’m gonna draw” i whisper as i don’t

“I’m gonna write” I whisper as I don’t.

“I’m gonna get a life” I whisper as I don’t

If you don't think history is amusing, you clearly haven't seen Adolf Hitler in shorts

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:00:56 -0700

pure-blood-idjit-of-gallifrey:

castiel-is-a-assbutt:

Zis if from mein spring collection